1. Is it OK if I feed your dogs biscuits and gravy?
2. Oh don't worry, I pet your dog everyday after you leave for work, he won't bite me, (sound of the Bug mauling off her hand) oh he's not biting that hard, oh that's a little hard.
3. Oh am I standing in poison ivy?
4. Go ahead (her daughter's name), pet him! Daughter (after witnessing her mother's mauling): no, he hates me! ( at least she has some sense)
5. We may drink our beer and fight out on the deck, but we like to keep to ourselves.
Can you say "Privacy Fence?"
All for now,