- There are no people driving lawnmowers down the street because their license has been revoked due to a DWI charge
- We don't have 10 bars within walking distance, nor do we have 3 within earshot from the house
- You have to get into a car and actually drive to see the closest auto repair shop or title loan establishment
- There are no drunk couples fighting in the street at 2:00AM
- We have no neighbors suspiciously named "Bub" (seriously, our neighbor's name was "Bub")
- Thankfully no pan-handlers come to the front door
- We no longer find empty brown-paper-wrapped 40 ouncers in our yard
- There is no aluminum can collecting/dumpster diving across the street
- The meat/leather processing smells are now just a bad memory
- The school district actually thinks a science and math curriculum is a good thing
- The neighborhood kids won't turn our Little Nugget into a thug
There's no place like home!!!
Nugget
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